NASA's Thrilling Mars Landing Is The Good News Pandemic-Weary America Needs
The American people, who have been bombarded by bad news over the past year, were delighted by the thrilling images beamed back from Mars this week as NASA's Perseverance rover made a successful landing on the Red Planet. #Colbert #Impeachment #Monologue
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Yeah but maybe America just commit more crimes...? Oh wait, what were we talking about?
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F'n hilarious, this episode was gold from start to finish!! I laughed so damn much my kids thought some old man was crying in the office ;)
Thank you for uploading. I had the chance to view a rocket launch in 2018. Memorable experience. I shared a pretty fun montage of the trip to my page.
Proud Boys...aka...white supremecists.
there are UV air filters available on the market...they don't kill the virus, but damage it's DNA to such an extent that it renders the virus useless...inert...inactive...unable to do it's thang....you get the point. Try one today at your local school, oh no, wait, them folks got their head so far up their ass they never thought to ask if they could filter the air to render virus inert...
NASA ARE A BUNCH OF LIARS
The impression lacks so many "Jacks"..
A shame when "comics" are shills for Oligarchs.
#Colbert is really rough without a audience agreeing with everything he says and laughing at his terrible jokes. It's really sad and pathetic.
We need some neil degrasse tyson
No such thing as mars or pluto, lol.
Actually, it would be 30 lifes gained by the konami code.
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Young Pharaoh has responded to you ask the OLD Pharaoh and apparently he said he doesn't know where you guys came from lmfao, get your best scholars it's time to expose this!
Funny how you insulted Young Pharaoh talking about how we should ask “old pharaoh”. The ignorance at its finest. This is why I don’t do white people channel. You WHITES always disrespecting someone you don’t know let alone black. Unless they’re on you’re side right?
naah! Wat Americans really needed was some of those hundreds of billions allocated towards alleviating symptoms of the pandemic. jus sayn!
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Young pharaoh’s main occupation is teaching and debating he just happens to be able to rap why must we always spew false narratives invite him to the show so he can speak for himself
You didn't mention the nazi symbol the cpac stage was in the shape of.
You must don’t know who Old Pharaoh is sir😭😭😭😭 he did not deal with your kind😂 you should’ve did research before you spoke on Pharaoh🙄
Blacks are not the main ones dying from COVID stop lying 🙄 your people are!!! They should be the ones taking that vaccines 1st.
9:40 let him speak for himself and also he's not a rapper that's rude cause he's Melanated
Fake debt inducing crap. Even if they did manage to land some piece of expensive junk on that rock and somehow sent a 5 Gigabyte or more mp4 video file millions of miles (tv signals make it about 100 miles with megawatt amplifier stages and wifi goes about 100 yards), so f**kin what?
Well, since he's daring, how can we NOT pull his finger? Pandemic + Nazis + Nazi sharks. Stop, Stephen. You're going to give them boners and ideas!
Lots of funny here...Biden impression, and hurray (?) bit.
Those percentages of COVID-19 cases and fatalities, are only accurate, if the ccp has told the truth, and considering the fact that they refused to admit that COVID-19 existed to their own people(they were locking Drs up in gaol for talking about Covid-19 being a problem in November), from September or possibly early October, until December the 31st, shows that they are totally untrustworthy in every way about the COVID-19 virus 🦠, which obviously has to include the figures, that they have said that they had for deaths and infections............. BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE tRUMP’s💨 INACTION, EXCUSABLE OR EASIER TO HANDLE, BUT HE WAS POSSIBLY INFORMED BY THE CCP DICTATORSHIP THAT THEY WERE JUST LETTING THEIR PEOPLE BE DECIMATED, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW DICTATORS ROLL.!.!.!.!.!.
Not only is there a rover on Mars... but a helicopter! A fruckin' helicopter! 10 year old me is doing cartwheels.
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Governor's got a Cuomo-sexual harassment lawsuit against himself now.
The world is proud to see the rover land and I can't wait till we see men and women step foot there ...Dare mighty things
7:30 holy cow, a reference to one of my favorite plays!
9:56 Caught your hand in the cookie jar Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel too. You should have never mentioned Pharaoh name. He has been teaching on EEtvs for several years. All these Hollyweird, oh Hollywood big timers need to get together and put up $50,000 to debate Pharaoh. There are thousands of people who want to see any so called scholar, academic, graduate DEBATE-- WHOEVER PUT UP💰💰 💰💰 💰 OR SHUT UP
This clip needs a laugh track 😅
If u americans want to feel a little better about yourselves, EU is doing just as bad, with half a million deaths total. We suffer together.
Will the theaters provide ushers to troll the aisles to ensure people maintain social distancing? :)
"ooh, nazi sharks...?" I think you mean sky sharks, released earlier this month
Mars has the biggest crack in the Universe. We should have expected more wind than that!
When you say, "pull my finger", someone will - Politics 101
Who owns Moderna..research
What a sad show..depressing
the one guy laughing in the background makes this look like Stephen has 1/10 the budget of his original show .
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Colbert isn't even remotely funny...or smart...or honest..just another bitter, angry leftist who hates himself and his traditional society...
But what about all the leftist-weary Americans who understand the pandemic is just another leftist scam? Another meaningless mars landing that won't discover anything other than more red dirt just doesn't do it for us.
The world is proud to see the rover land and I can't wait till we see men and women step foot there ...Dare mighty things
I can't wait for tomorrow's show after this tpac weekend!
And just in the past few days, I could NOT get that damn "Let's Go Out to the Lobby' out of my head. Thanks.
Looks like Stephen was legitimately moved by the Mars footage. I love that he is such a nerd
killed and buried the old ✖💡✖ MANIFESTED THE BRAND NEW...he who's under my sink playing the bagpipes===switched to geico for perfect insurance of like mind, heart, soul, spirit, and purpose🍀🏴
There's a lot of people sceptical about the Covid vaccine, andi they are coping a lot of flac for it. In the big scheme of things, the vaccine is probably the right way to go. But next time you see someone being ridiculed for being wary, dubious or sceptical of the vaccine, it's worth remembering that as recently as 2019 Johnson and Johnson (the guys making the vaccine) were STILL fighting class-action law suits you after they AGGRESSIVELY marketed an artificial hip replacement product, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW IT CAUSED A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH due to blood poisoning in 100% of the people who received them. So, if a person chooses to take a pass on the vaccine, it might NOT be about them being a 'crazy, conspiracy theory, nut-job, anti-vaxer', they might just be worried about trying to look themselves in the mirror knowing they are boosting the profits of a company that (I'll say it again) DELIBERATELY sold a product they knew would slowly and painfully kill whoever used it. But hey!, ...maybe the safest person to invite into your home is a convicted, cold-blooded murderer, because if they got off lightly once they would have to be MAD to try it again .... wouldn't they? It is impossible to put a dollar value on a life, experts volunteers and countries from all over the world will come together to save a group of children trapped in an underground cave that is filling with water, but those same countries consider 'friendly-fire' and 'civilian casualties' an 'unavoidable reality' Johnson and Johnson know what your life's worth, the payouts varied, but they average out at around $160,000. So if you're wondering what your life's worth, according to J&J: it's around the same as what your house is.
Young Pharaoh bout to expose yo ass Steven be ready to eat them words.
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Watch the Woodie Harrelson/Ed Harris but SPECTACULAR (GHOD, she was so good I can't even separate her real name, she was Clarice, but in her role as Sarah Palin ...) The movie is "Game|Change" *Julianne M...?* and she portrays ("portraits" en Française) Sarah "WHO'S BACK FROM THE GRAVE AGAIN?" Palin and it's a really important film. I also recommend a Burt Lancaster Looney-Tune called "Executive Action" but hey ... I didn't sprinkle nanothermite dust all over Manhattan in 2001.
Well to be fair 500000 dead was not completly avoidable
We need more space exploration. When we were trying to go to the moon. A generation of college students were fighting for chairs in engineering, piloting, physics because they wanted to be part of the adventure.
'Nasa' is 'a sin' in reverse speech~ Get to Mr Satan's Channel for truth and look up Blood Over Intent on EEtvs to get your name written into the Book of Life 144K
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I work in a pharmacy and I don't get a vaccine. Do you know the amount of idiots who come in, pull down their masks, and ask if we covid test because they need one.... A lot
10:11 Zoroastrianism. Judaism definitely exists but whether it beats Zoroastrianism for oldest monotheistic religion is debatable. They both roughly began at the same time but the earliest Jews were bordering on henotheism so the oldest monotheistic doctrine definitely goes to the Zoroastrians. Albeit if we're saying oldest religion that possesses a monotheistic doctrine regardless of when that doctrine arose, they're probably a tie.
Wow. Biden SAID something about Covid deaths? I guess everything is OK then. I mean, he has done NOTHING about the millions who have no access to health insurance, and NOTHING about the millions who have lost their jobs, and NOTHING about the millions of ACTUAL small businesses who are having to close down, and NOTHING about private energy companies who allow citizens to freeze to death while they type up their $16,000 monthly electric bill. We may be off the bottom of the ocean, but the American public is still drowning. But, by all means, carry on with your little hand clapping session for Joe Biden "saying something". You have enough money to not worry about it.
He's not a good President but he is undeniably superior to trump
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I am a janitor at a theater I watch people go into the bathroom and not wash their hands all the time it's going to make a comeback
Yes it is shameful and CRIMINAL behavior of Trump! Who ignored the science and not dealt with the Covid virus. Actually, almost everything he did as President was criminal for example putting kids in cages and spending millions on a wasteful wall and giving billions to billionaires and corporations!
Young Pharaoh bout to expose yo ass Steven be ready to eat them words.
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12:18 Me, when the election was called for Biden 😄😁❤❤
Merrica fruck yeah!
So why are things open now but weren’t back in the summer? This does make me think it is a bit political.
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Of course, of course the savior demented Joe...here for all of you who voted for this warmonger...pathetic sheep...eetvs.info/much/amKva6-de6vVnIM/video
So if we don't see Stephen today, we know Liam unleashed his other set of particular skills? lol
Propaganda propaganda propaganda....
Man people that like this clown are delusional...
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OMG, crying. I love Judge Garland. This is what America once stood for. President Biden, you are truly a kind human being.
A quarter of the people on Earth are incarcerated here in the United States the land of the free
Don't care what others say - repubs - I love, and respect Joe Biden and his moral center. I am proud to be an American again!
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Are we just gonna go past the fact he said ww2 had less kills then covid
So why are things open now but weren’t back in the summer? This does make me think it is a bit political.
If you can get away with swearing by adding an extra r then there is no need to bleep that shirt ever again!
That contra code does Not get you a feather that lets you fly, it gets you 7 lives...wrong game, man.
Let me get this straight, CPAC cancelled the only black speaker.
I live in Wyoming. We have had our movie theaters open since last July. A seat on other side of you is left open so you are 6 ft away from people. Some days I have been the only one watching the movie. I love the movies and they are very safe and following procedures.
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Too soon ? The same day too soon ? Where did we go wrong ?
Don't really know how you have a career anymore, honestly. 9:03
Lost complete interest in this guy since he turned out to be apart of the brainwashing bullshit, also by the way, coronavirus hasn't killed more than WW1, WW2, and Vietnam combined, not even close.
Give it a year and 1 out of 3 Americans will claim it is a hoax have big conspiracy theory going same as they have with the Anti Vax mob wonder where they will gather to stop the countdown NASA or Mars?
1:03 he forgot about the korean war, also if there was life on mars I am sure they wouldn't be too happy to meet us.
BIDEN BOMBS BROWN PEOPLE! The Establishment is BACK!